Alias Tees

Hey kids!! Do you need a wardrobe update for Spring?? Of course you do!! Check out my friend's website Alias Tees where she sells the coolest t-shirts on the block! Support a woman-owned small business in Detroit, MI 💜💜

Do you love strolls around the Crystal Lake ..... at night ..... on a Friday ..... with your special someone?? If you make it on the 13th, I'm right there with ya!! Don't leave home without your awesomesauce t-shirt, or your machete. I definitely have this shirt and you need it too!! Get it here: Awesome Jason t-shirt

Buttons, you say?? There are buttons you can wear?? Yessiree there are a metric ton of buttons available!! If you're really really nice, she may make you a custom button for the right price ... but it might cost you ... your soul. So maybe don't ask, just get one that's listed 😱 Find those here: Buttons and buttons

Living in a dumpster fire? Why yes, we all are .... might as well remind everyone you love that they are also on the other end of Thanos's ring .. just trying not to cry all day. Too much? NEVER! Get your shirt here: Dumpster Fire Time

This one might be one of my ultimate favorite shirts I have of hers! I got to pick the shirt color and the text color!! Of course, I got purple text ... duhhhhhh. It has the old old school type script from back in the dayyyyyyyyy of Oregon Trail, when I would play and play, until I died of dysentery. Good times!! Get your dysentery shirt here: Dysentery is Cool

Seeeeeeeeeeeeeee???? I wasn't kidding!!! Dysentery!!! 💀

She also has some of her best selling designs available on hoodies too!! Hoodies are the best thing ever invented, that's why I have 206 hoodies. No joke .... I live, love, laugh in them 🤟🏻💗😂

Anyhow, take some time and check out the rest of her website for more very cool t-shirt designs, shot glasses, and more cool things!! She has most styles and colors available in sizes ranging from small through 3X, so there shouldn't be too much of an issue finding something that fits ... unless you're Bigfoot. If you have any doubt on sizing, check out the chart here: Does my butt look big in this?

Cheers!!